Haunted Hallways Part 2

Meet “KEVIN” a vengeful demon with a bad attitude who enjoys terrorizing women and children. Abigail who can’t stand her roommate, and Margaret, a bookworm who enjoys talking shit in her afterlife. The fun never stops on this investigation at an undisclosed location. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

So we come in to do it. So pregnant. So we she wasn't coming. But my sister was with us. Now my sister is one of those people that doesn't, she looks like flat Stanley swallowed a bowling ball. What? Oh Maddie? Yeah. Yes, she does. When she was pregnant, dude. Oh, yeah. So my sister is not one of those people who dabbles in this stuff. She does this bunch of bullshit. She doesn't even watch scary movies, guys. She doesn't go to haunted houses. She doesn't do that shit. She's new gen. She is. So we walk, we we grabbed the biggest chunk of black tourmaline. I still have it. It fucking broke. So we brought black tourmaline. We brought that selenite. Sorry, excuse me, selenite. Sorry. Anyways, um, selenite. So I brought tons of selenite wands, and I had to bring a um something to cleanse this area with. The moment we walked into this building, that giant chunk of black tourmaline that I brought snapped in half. It was like might as well. So I broke off little pieces and gave it to everyone else so they were like protected. It's still huge. Yeah, it is. It's enormous. So I ended up, I created, I I I mixed up um a protectant that we could create to cleanse the area with moon water or some salt. We should use black salt there. Yeah, I did. I moon water salt eggshells. Um that's not black salt, that's just a mixture. No, no, I put the black salt in it. Okay. Yeah. I put everything in it. Everything, everything. I put everything in it. I even put selenite inside the mixture. I put black tourmaline inside the mixture, and it sat there with oils, and I mean, I don't even remember what all I put in there. I have a list. It's a cluster, fuck. By the way, a little protection tip for the audience. Um, you can draw protective runes under your doormat with um selenite because it's so soft. It's a Moe's hardness scale of four. Don't put it in your mouth. It's the same as carbon. What is it? Carbon fiber? I don't remember. What is it? That fucking stuff that that stuff, it's not like asbestos, but it's like carbon monoxide? No, that's a gas. It's a solid. It's really fiberglass. It is, it's like fiberglass, it's the same consistency. It dissolves in water, and if you spray it on your doorstep, you'll probably be fine. Just don't walk barefoot. Um, because it is a silica material. Yeah. Um but you can use it as a chalk stick and draw protective runes under your doormat. Don't ever have a doormat that says welcome, by the way. No, don't do that. I can I can like we'll sprinkle in little witchy tips to the audience because I'm okay. I think that's great. I think I'm like a chaos witch folk witch. Because like I kind of just do whatever the fuck I want. Okay. Like if it serves me. So we mixed it up. Yeah. And I put um, I don't remember what I was putting up. It was it's a whole list. Anything that offers protection, I put in this. Did you snuck a condom in there? No, I didn't little IUD. I brought the copper's protective. I put some BC in there. You know, if it's crushed up mine. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. And I brought the biggest fucking Selenite one. And um which also have because we cannot smudge in a building in the coastal collector of the house. That it we can't smudge in a building that has those. It's a public building. Well, not only that. Fire detector. Fire alarms. Fire alarms. Could you fucking imagine? Oh my god, that would have been so embarrassing. No fucking thing. We get escorted out by the cops for smoking something, but it's not weed. It's nothing cool. It's fucking sage. Yeah. Yeah. So you imagine for that. That's no fucking thank you on that one. The energy was so stagnant, Your Honor. Yeah, exactly. Could you fucking imagine? I would get arrested for that. Yeah, exactly. And um, so we go in there, and the moment we walk in, my sister gets nauseous. And she's she's like, oh my god, I just feel nauseous. Now my sister the turmaline broke in half. Yeah, she did not know that that is a sign of super intense negative paranormal energy. She had no clue. And um, so for her to have that reaction, I was like, oh shit. I had diarrhea when we went home. Yeah. So uh I'm so serious. So we walk in. I had the cosmic shits. It was literally and I won't say which office it was, because I know somebody's gonna listen to this and be like, wait, was it my office? I'm not gonna fucking tell you. So we go in, I'm not even gonna tell you what day it was on, but I will tell you this much. We go into that room, and I am putting clear court. I'm not I'm I'm putting clear court, just not I'm putting uh um take your time, excuse me. I'm putting selenite and black tourmaline in all four corners of the street. Breaking little c breaking little chips off of mine. Yeah, oh big time. Oh, yeah. She didn't bring hers in. But no, I I just wasn't holding it. She wasn't holding it, but we brought in the sound bowl so that we can cleanse with sound. It was also to keep your friends safe. Yes. Well, I mean we brought in two. I don't really need protection from spirits because I love that shit. Oh my god. It was so when spirits scary to me. I love it. I crave it. So we're gonna go over the conversation that uh that we had with this dear guy. Do you want to start off how we uh I don't remember exactly what he said, but I remember that he was a dick. Yeah, he was. Okay, Kevin, right? We went into this office and I left my tourmaline on the table outside of the office, right? Because I'm a moron and I was like, my hand is sweaty. I've got a necklace on, I'll be fine. Oh my gosh. You dumb bitch. It was fake tourmaline on your necklace. Um no, wait. Yeah, no, it was I had a ring on and it was it was a black onyx ring. It wasn't black onyx, it was a rock. It was a it was a rock, okay? Like I still wear it, but um because it's my favorite, but um, I wasn't aware that that wasn't actually a protective stone. I didn't give a fuck if it was. I just like it's black, it's protective. Color magic is still magic. Um because like if you're wearing black, you're honestly pretty good. Like you're probably fine, um, because it's a protective color. Um but anyways, we go in, we sit down on the ground, and we're talking to him. I have this I have the copper rods, and I'm like, are you malevolent? Like, are you are you a bad guy? Um and I'm like super informal with these ghosts because like it's it's 2020, it's six. Like drag yourself into the times, you've been dead for how long? But anyways, um I really don't remember exactly what he said, but she had the ghost tube at her. He made a note, he made a there was something that fell and it was making a noise. And he said, Can you hear it? I think it was like a paper. It was it was something, it was a stack of papers. Yes, he pushed it over because he's a dick. And then um I really don't like this demon that we dealt with, by the way. We didn't deal with him, we didn't deal with him, but um um we endured him. I endured him, I was the target, but you know. So um basically what happens is hang on, I'm going through the conversation because I just found it the other day.

unknown 7:41

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 7:41

So basically what he says is um, I'm like, you know, we are asking where he was. We're like, are you here, are you there? And he goes, I'm lower. And so then we go to look lower and he was behind me. He was behind her, and she said, What is your name? And he said Satan. No, first he said Satan. Yeah, I remember. And then um Satan would have been a lot less lame, by the way, Kevin. If you're listening, fuck you. So then he goes, um, then he said, and she goes, she goes, Satan. She goes, I don't think that you're Satan. And she said I was I was kind of negging him. She was because she was messing with him. She was. I'm not gonna lie, I did provoke them. And then he said, poke, and I felt something poke me in my ribs, and I looked, and there was nobody next to me, so I knew it was him. And then I felt my I felt a big ass hand on my shoulder. It left a bruise. It did, it didn't for quite a while. Very big bruise, as a matter of fact. Fucking red. It was big red and so and the skin was hot and so then he said, Um, he told her to go to sleep. It was my left shoulder. Yes, it was, yes, it was, and then I got dizzy. Go to sleep, and she said, What the hell is going on? And I said, What the hell are you doing? And then he said, Take note, like, watch this, bitches. And I was like, Oh, hell no. So then I she stands up, she's flinging moonwater everywhere. And I'm and I'm like, hey, so like I was like, in the name of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, you need to leave. You are not welcome here. And I'm saying, by the power of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I'm flinging this. You're pissing him off. He was running all over the room, and he said, What are you during doing? He said, What are you during? What are you during? And I mean, he's freaking out, and my niece is freaking out because as he's running around this room, shit is falling, you know, and it's like, and the door is swinging and shit. The door swinging, shit's. I mean, it was crazy. It lights were off, but they there were like little flickers there were there were as he's going around the room, and I'm like, and I'm like, Hey mom, you gotta open the window, yeah. And so then he goes, I want to leave. Because I said, You are not well, and she was like, Fine, get out. And I was like, Hey, so he kind of can't. He has to go out the fucking window. And so I was like, Are you enjoying this? And he said, Not very much. And then he told me to stop. And it's and I said, He said, Where I said, Where did you come from? And he said, A hotel. And he asked who I was, and I sort of was completely nauseous. She took a Zofran, yeah. You know, she could, she was in a chair, like, oh my god, this is bad. You know, and she's like, What the fuck? And then Mia goes, Open the window. You gotta open the window. He has nowhere to go. I'm chasing him around, shit's falling. You're just pissing him off more. Yeah, that's what she said. You're pissing him off more. And so then I said, All right, I thought a window was already open. I didn't even think about it. If we're dealing with a spirit, you gotta open the fucking window first. I totally, you know what? So if you walk in there and they want to fucking hit a ride, they gotta they're they will because the window has to be open. I kid you not. I honestly did not even fucking think about it. You're just like, I'm gonna piss this guy off. No, it was like when we walked in, we were hit with so much intensity. Yeah, I had to sit down on the ground immediately, and then everybody was like, Oh, she's sitting on the ground, we'll sit in a second. Yeah, so I was like, No, so then it's not for fun. My niece opened the window because he said, I want to leave. He said it again, I want to leave. Is that thunder or your kid's fucking footsteps? Probably. Oh my god. So um, and so then he said, No, stop, I want to leave, I'll go. So then my niece opened the window, and it was the most insane switch. It was, it was like nuts because literally it was like I felt him just go. So did I, and then I felt the heat on my shoulder. Yeah, and my fucking trap hurt for like a week. It was nuts, and it fucking nuts. I remember because like I was pretty like I had a migraine the second we walked in because the energy and shit, and my turmaline had broken. Yeah, he just kept saying shit like Reduce, reuse, recycle, motherfucker. If I break it in half on my own, it works again. Yeah, well, I mean it's now I have double the protection. What now? Well, and it's nuts because it's like we asked him what his name was, and he said Kevin. But that was the name that somebody had given it. So this is why this is why I was going into this is where I got sidetracked, is because in session in episode one, part one, I was talking about like uh misconceptions that people have with spirits, their activity, how they're who they're drawn to, why they're in certain ways. And um person whose office that was was a well the problem is is not very kind if you so how Kevin got there was and and he ended up and we're we just keep calling him Kevin that's because he wanted to know why we were here. Not calling him Satan, no, um, but he was mad when I was going around. I couldn't keep up with the conversation because I had a video of it. Um, not I didn't download it, and so I had a video of it. You did, and so what happened was do you saw the video of me chasing him? I do. Because I was like, what the fuck is she doing? Yeah, no, I want to see that. So just send it to me. I'll find it. But what happened was, you know, somebody had played with a Ouija board. And that's your first fucking mistake, by the way. Yeah, don't ever do that. I'll do a lot of shit, but I won't do that. No, hell no. Everybody's like, oh, we should buy a Ouija board. The problem is it's made by Melton Bradley, and people think it's a fucking game. It's not a game, they're making them pink now. It's a it's a fun little board game. It's like spooky sleepover. It's not fun. It's not fun. You have no control over what passes through the game. I was such a bitch for like the following week, too. Oh, it was bad. I I genuinely think that I might have been possessed. No, I don't think you're possessed. There was like residual energy there. I was pissed off 24-7. But to be fair, my arm was hurting. You were pissed off for a week. The baby was born that week. I broke up with my ex that week. Three days later. Oh, you did? Uh-huh. Yeah. I was not having a good time. Straight up not having a good time, bro. Yeah, because I get attacked by a demon, and then so, but law, but the thing is like, don't mess with stuff if you don't know about it. You have no control over what passes through when you're dealing with a Ouija board or you're treating it like a game. Because the problem is, is when you are dealing with spirits, you can summon a spirit to a location. And um, what had happened was somebody played with a Ouija board, and this had been summoned, and so it followed them, it connected to them, and it just kind of hung there for a while. I don't have the video. Oh, okay, no worries. And so then people would see something fall, and they would fucking make a joke of it. Well, hey, ha ha ha ha, can you do it again? Oh, hey, I'm gonna name you Kevin. Blink twice if you're evil. Yeah, don't give them a name. Don't play with them. The thing is, it's like unless you don't know what it is, don't mess with it. Yeah, just don't mess with it. It just makes me mad. I know them because it's like so this person, so when you funny when I do it. When you bring something in and you don't know what it is, and you start fucking with it, um, you're giving it power. And giving something like that power is extremely dangerous. That's like inviting someone to a party and just nagging them the whole time. Yeah. It's not good, you know. So basically, Kevin, someone goes home crying. Um, yeah, like don't give a spirit a name. Don't that's don't first so if you now if if you know for a fact that the demon's name is this, then sure you can have power over it. But most of the time, people don't know who a demon is. That's kind of just clucky. He was about he was about to beat the fuck out of it. I mean, he was strong, he was a very strong spirit. Uh shoulder that I kid you not, guys. It was there was a little red mark in your side where he poked you too. It was. It was. Um the hand was fucking huge. Yeah, so and that's because he'd been feeding off not only the negative energy in that area, but also um, you know the teasing. The teasing. You're giving it power. You're giving this power. You're not supposed to acknowledge those things. That's like the first rule of like Appalachia and shit. Yeah. So Appalachian rules like of the wilderness and shit. If you see it, no, you didn't. If you hear it, no, you didn't. That applies everywhere else too. And I feel like people fail to recognize that a lot. Because if I hear a ghost in my own house, I'm not acknowledging it. No, I didn't hear a fucking thing. Um, or I'm not gonna respond to it. I'll know it's there because the other night I heard my own name yell, my own voice yell, hey, from the living room, and it was 2 a.m. They were asleep. It was it freaked me out so bad. And I was in the bath, so I was butt booty ass naked, and I'm like, at least I'm in water, so I'm protected. But I'm like, oh my god. I was about to get up and go to the fridge and get a little slice of cheesecake, but no, no, no, no, I don't want to run into Marvin the Mimic. Marvin the Mimic. Um that was so fucking scary, bro. I didn't I stayed in that bath for two more hours. Don't try to sit home. If they're if they're doing something that I don't, I'm like, hey, I know you're here, I get it, but I need you to stop. Yeah, you know, and if they don't stop, then I make them leave, and that's it. It's just you know, I don't fear the spirit world. I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm I'm actually afraid of what humans do to other humans. Yeah, because the worst thing a ghost can do is fuck with you, yeah. Or possess you, yeah. But that's like that is so easily flushed out, yeah. And you know what causes possession? People acknowledging the ghost, giving it power, and then pissing it off. So you only really get possessed if you piss something off so bad that it's like, oh, I gotta teach this bitch a lesson. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, during but they don't have to deal with that. Kevin aside, do you want to talk real quick about the old lady? Oh my god. Oh, I love that sassy old lady. She was great, she was awesome. So we did not like the person whose office she was in happy. Oh, she couldn't stand them. Oh, and it was I think she said bitch. Did she have it right here? So um, let me look. But this was an old woman. I I had a view of her. Her name was Abigail. I could see her. Oh, no, she said pathetic. Yeah, oh she said they're pathetic. She was a lot more eloquent than me. Um, oh, Abigail and Margaret. This person was not well liked at their job. Still not. They wanted so. Oh, there's two in there. That's right. There was two. I forgot. That was the library. Oh, that's fine. I don't care. There's a fucking library. There's a library. Margaret's in the library, guys. Abigail was the old lady. She was. There was a bunch of she wanted to know why we were there. Why did you come? And we said, uh, I had a feeling that you were here.

unknown 19:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:02

And I said that. I was the one mainly talking. Well, because it's because they wanted to know which areas we should see. Now there are generally if uh probably because the IC is shitty, but yeah. So what I will tell you is if you walk into a building and you find that one room is colder than all the other rooms in that building. There's a lot of activity in that room. I will say though, the room that Kevin was in, I was really sweaty because it was fucking hot in there. I don't know if it was hot in there or I was like, it was because he was targeting me. Yeah, that's what it was. It's it's not even tense. He did not like me at all. Oh, he hated me more. It was like yeah, yeah. But he didn't grab you. He didn't well, because I was wearing my rosary and I had my black turmoiling, and I was also holding selenite, moon water, and all of the things that get rid of fuckers like him. He couldn't even touch you. I was picturing him hissing like a cat. He did poke me, but that was before I grabbed that shit out of my friend's desk. Because I actually remember I had to leave the room.

unknown 20:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

Because I put that shit in my friend's desk because I was like, I'm gonna give this to you just in case you need it.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

And then as soon as he poked me, I said, Oh hell no. And I went and got it. I was like, I'm gonna need this. He was so irritated. I was mad. Um but I remember that like specifically I was really hot and I was sweating, and I was like taking my sweater off and all that, and I was like, oh my god, what the fuck? It was what the fuck? It was really bad. I was sweating so bad. I think my eyebrows started to rub off. I don't have eyebrows, so I have to draw them on. Um I've been doing this for like five years now. But um it was like sweat dripping down my forehead and I kept like fucking rubbing my face because I was so fucking sweaty. Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, what is the problem? So and nobody else was having that problem. And I was like, I wasn't I have really low tolerance to heat, so I thought that was it. Once I had that, and then I got grabbed he didn't come near me. And then I got grabbed, and I was like, oh, okay, so it's not hot in here, it's just me. It's just you. So is it hot in here or is it just the fucking? Here is Abigail's conversation right here, and then it goes into Margaret, who was in the other room talking about it. I remember that the old lady ghost that we were dealing with, um she was really cool because she was trashing on the lady whose office it was. Um and I was asking, Hey, what is this lady mean? And what do you think of her? And she said pathetic and um I think I think it was I said what do you want here? And she said wine. So that kind of tickled me, but um Um This was a really positive experience overall with the old Lady Ghost. But um Yeah. I don't really remember much, but I remember that when we said what do you want? She said wine. She did say wine. Oh, that tickled me. That was funny. She actually said she said she wanted a bottle of wine. She did. She said she said bottle and then she said wine. Yeah. Um, so basically, Abigail was a bitchy old woman. She's awesome. She was awesome. And she visited her. She said that she wanted to leave so bad. She couldn't. But she wasn't leaving because she was attached to somebody in that who was a frequent visitor in that room. Yeah. Um, and she had just passed. An associate. She just passed that uh like a couple weeks before. You son of a bitch. What do you take? Dog stepped on the paper. Oh, that's fine. So she had she had just passed a couple weeks before, and she didn't want not want to leave because she knew that that person was going to continue to frequent that spot. So I think we checked the like death records, the obituary records for an Abigail and we found her. We did. She was a bitchy old woman. She looked exactly how I thought she did because I saw her in my mind. I don't see her. She had her own special drawn-on eyebrows. Look, I don't see pictures in my brain. So for me to see something like that in my brain, that's exactly how I pictured her too. When I closed my eyes, it was it was really weird for me because I can't again, I can't see pictures in my brain. She sure did love her polyester. Oh, she did. She did. She was gaudy. I loved her. She was, I loved her too. She she had the same fashion sets as my grandma. Yeah. Yeah. She did. Bonnie had that shit on though. Like she uh one thing I can say about my grandmother is she could dress, but she loved her costume jewelry. What is it with grandmas and costume jewelry? Oh my god, it reminds them of the roaring twenties when they could afford that shit. When they could roar. Um it was not funny. So my god, we could go on forever about some of the stuff that we've done here. Oh my god, there's so much. Um this was a really cool investigation to do. It was uh I did go home and have diarrhea though, due to the exposure, because I don't really throw up from exposure to energy, but I do get the shits. I had the Hershey squirts from Kevin. Good fucking god. Oh my god, it was so bad. My tummy hurts so bad. You are killing me. It's it's it's all the shit jokes. Uh we waffle stomped him out of there. High five. Boom! Bitches! Good one! That was nice. Yeah, so um well we gotta upload this one to YouTube because I really liked it. Yeah, me too. A lot of the times when we don't upload them to YouTube, but we only upload them to Spotify, it's because I look chopped and I don't want to do my makeup. Okay, honestly, and more frequently than that, it's just because fuck dude. I just freaking don't want to. I forget. It's not even that I don't want to. I do want to, I really do. Really do. I just forget. YouTube is way harder to upload on than Spotify. It definitely is. Well, Spotify, I'm gonna be. So um, we hope you keep listening, especially after this and all of our shit talk. Oh, we're so funny. Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah. Funny looking. Um, so we hope you keep listening, and um, we have so much more to talk about. This Saturday we're gonna have Mia's birthday party. You wanna tell him what your theme is? Um, so it's nowhere else to wear this. So I'm wearing probably I think I'm gonna wear my Garfield stuff because I have a full fit of Garfield.

unknown 25:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

I've got Garfield socks, I've got Garfield slippers, I've got a Garfield Moo Moo. It's awesome. Um I'm gonna wear a Renaissance dress. Hell yeah, you have everywhere else to wear that. You wear that everywhere. I would wear that to work. Yeah, I'm probably gonna wear my robe with the two two leather daddies kissing on it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um and we're doing conspiracy theories. Yes, and hear me out, cake. And I made sure that they're absurd. They can't be normal. If it's a conventionally attractive person, you gotta sit outside. I'm just that's not how that works. She didn't know what I meant, so she had the popular ones and I was like, Mom, you need something, you need something ridiculous, like the forklifts from Footwalker. Are you serious? I I totally Googled. I got a lizard. Did you Whit Lizard? I don't even know. I think it's the one from uh Monsters Inc. Are you joking? No, okay, yeah, no, that's normal. Okay, wait till you see the ones I got. It's you got you got it there. We will post pictures. I think we both did Jack in the Box. The Jack in the Box? We did the same picture too. Oh fine. Okay, he's a hottie with a jack in the box body. He can pump out of my box. You can jack in my box. Ew! I was trying to think of a way to say that you did it way better. The mask on. I get so irritated when someone face reveals and they're ugly. And I I found them attractive with the mask. I don't know. It's I don't find nudity attractive. Well, beauty's only a light switch away. I'm saying. Oh my god. Um but I don't know what it is, but I think I think it's because I have a naked mom. What? Yeah, you walk around the house naked. I mean I think that's the reason I'm not called to nudity. Not all the time. No, it's enough. But I have to be so careful when I invite friends over and make sure you're not fucking clam stamping everywhere. Clam stamping? I don't clam stamp! The fuck? I only clam stamp in my own room. Don't sit on a makeup stool. Oh my god, it's like when you told Taylor, don't open my drawers, everything in there's been up my ass. It hasn't. I really think it would be funny. It would be way funnier if Chris said that when she was at the shop. Don't open that drawer. All those wrenches have been in my ass. Everything in that shop has been up my ass, including the Corvette. I gotta be honest. The paintball too. You guys, I just don't like it when people dig in my stuff. Okay. So you guys dig in your black. Leave my shit alone. You know what? I sh leave her shit alone because there's ridiculo residual traces of it on there.

unknown 28:05

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Um okay, guys. Thank you so much for listening. We gotta do like a funny episode. I think this is pretty fucking funny. This is pretty funny. But it did get a little serious when we were talking about the demon attack, even though I was like, fuck you, Kevin. I will say that the energy in that area has been much different. We need to go back. Oh my god. Dude, yeah. Yeah, I'm down tonight. I can't tonight. Can we do the Sties method tonight, actually? I know there's ghosts here. Dude, uh, not not at home. Don't do them in your own home. Never ways to get rid of them. No, I don't want it in my home. So it's already there. No, I mean they're here. I know they're here, but I don't want to do it here. I think my favorite thing ever is when I far I go, who did that? There's a ghost. And they're like, bitch, that wasn't me. What are they gonna say though? What are they gonna say? Knock that shit off. Alright, guys. I remember one time I did that and I ran into the fucking Pilates machine in the living room. Oh yeah. Me first. And they're like, uh uh. That was not me. You cannot believe.